A Bull In Just About Any Shop

I Can't Cater To Everyone's Needs And What They're Going To Be Offended By; That's One Freedom I Have.

Everybody Blames The Jews For Killing Christ, And The Jews Try To Pass It Off On The Romans. I'm One Of The Few People Who Believes It Was The Blacks.

I'll Tell You Why We Make Fun Of Midgets: We're Not Afraid Of Them.

Don't Tell Girls They Can Be Anything They Want When They Grow Up. Because It Would Have Never Occurred To Them That They Couldn't. It's Like Saying, 'hey, When You Get In The Shower, I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary.' 'wait--are You Gonna Read My Diary?' 'no! I Said I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary. Go Take A Shower!'

That's Not To Say That I Don't Find Anything Offensive.