A Bull In Just About Any Shop

Earlier In My Career, I Was Really Tight, Really Together, And Knew Who I Was And I Was Confident. I Kind Of Feel In Between Now.

I'm So Glad Courtney Love Is Here; I Left My Crack In My Other Purse.

I Never Want To Be In A Position Where I Have To Defend My Material. It's Too Subjective. It's For Other People To Defend Or Not Defend.

I First Did Stand-up When I Was 17, And Then I Passed Out Fliers For A Comedy Club (in New York City) And I Got Onstage Whenever I Could. And Musical Theater Went Out The Window As Soon As I Started Doing Stand-up.

Don’t Forget, God Can See You Masturbating. But Don’t Stop. He’s Almost There.