A Car Alarm Is A Way For

I Think That When You Get Dressed In The Morning, Sometimes You're Really Making A Decision About Your Behavior For The Day. Like If You Put On Flipflops, You're Saying: 'hope I Don't Get Chased Today.' 'be Nice To People In Sneakers.'

There Is Probably More Invisible Tape Out There Than We Realize.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.

I Love Having An Open Seat Next To Me On The Train. What's Even Better Is When My Seat Is Open Too Because I Just Stayed Home.