Your Mind Is Like A Sponge, In

I Think The Best Thing About Being Dumb Is That It Makes Magic A Lot Better. Where The Hell Did That Rat Come From? I Dunno, But I'm Calling The Cops Because He Just Cut That Lady In Half.

I Like People, For A Little While.

Everybody Knew That You Should Never Provoke A Rattlesnake, Much Less Tie It Into A Bow. But That Didn't Stop Judd. What Did Stop Him Was The Rattlesnake.

The Boomerang Is Australia's Chief Export (and Then Import).

A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.