A Cat Is Nobody's Fool.

A Cat Is Nobody's Fool.

Only Puritans Think Of The Devil As The Most Fascinating Figure In The Universe.

When The Ball Was Last Seen Crossing The Roof Of The Stand In Deep Right Field At 315 Feet, We Wonder Whether New Baseballs Conversing Together In The Original Package Ever Remark: "join Ruth And See The World."

The Tradition Of Professional Baseball Always Has Been Agreeably Free Of Chivalry. The Rule Is, "do Anything You Can Get Away With."

Sports Do Not Build Character. They Reveal It.