A Comedian Has To Live In His

When You're Doing A Big-budget Movie And You're Four On The Call Sheet, You've Got A Lot Of Free Time.

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.

When You Make Drama You Are Like Picasso. Drama Is Whatever You Want It To Be.

Standup Comedians Are Attracted To One Another Because Of Their Faults. So We're All Kind Of Messed Up In The Same Way, And Once I Was Around A Group Of People That Saw The World In A Different Way, It's Like This Is Where I Need To Be.

If Poor People Knew How Rich Rich People Are, There Would Be Riots In The Streets.