A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have To Worry About Avoiding His Creditors.