The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

This May Be The Age Of Automation, But Love Is Still Being Made By Hand.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.