The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have

Conceit Is A Disease That The Doctors Got No Cure They've Done A Lot Of Research On It But What It Is, They're Still Not Sure.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

Anger Is The Feeling That Makes Your Mouth Work Faster Than Your Mind.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.