A Dog Will Flatter You But You

Nobody Uses His Car In New York, Because So Many People Use It That Traffic Is Congested And Unbearably Slow.

I Said In My Earlier Book, And Find No Reason For Retracting My Statement, That The Famous Jewish Sense Of Humour Got Lost In Transit To Israel.

To Be Extravagant You Need Money. True. But You Do Not Need Your Own Money.

The British Are Brave People. They Can Face Anything, Except Reality.

If Somebody Tells You An Obviously Untrue Story, On The Continent You Would Remark, "you Are A Liar, Sir, And A Rather Dirty One At That." In England You Just Say "oh, Is That So?" Or "that's Rather An Unusual Story, Isn't It?