A Friend Of Mine Once Said He

I Don't Like Big Feet. It Reminds Me Of Gammon.

I Always Think That, Even When People Behave Badly, If You Like Something Deep Inside Them, Then There Is A Tiny Bit Of Nobility - They Wish They Could Be Good.

The Trick Is Always To Write In Pairs Because If At Least Two People Find It Funny, You've Immediately Halved The Odds Of It Not Being Funny.

I Like Comedy, But I Like Comedy As A Device In Drama. It's More Interesting For Me To Use Comedy To Seduce People Into Thinking About Something Serious. If You Want To Hit A Beat In A Drama, You Can Distract People With A Little Comedy, And You Can Punch Them In The Gut With Some Emotion.

Sadly, I Can't Say The Same For My Father, Who Is Probably In A Different Place - Hell.