As Soon As I See Period Costume,

The Fundamentalists Are Insistent That They Know Best. It's A Dictatorial Attitude Towards Personal Morality, Which Is A Modern Creation That Came About In The 19th Century.

I Never Had Any Desire To Be Famous. I Find People Who Do Really Sad. I Genuinely Feel Sorry For Them Because There Is Nothing Of Substancein Their Lives. I Am Happy When I Am Writing Or Performing. Not When I Sit There Being "famous". I Like Recognition For My Work, But Not Recognition For Being "that Bloke Off The Telly". It Is Genuinely Humbling When A Woman Comes Up To Me, As Someone Did Recently, To Say She Wanted To Commit Suicide After Her Husband Died, And My Show Cheered Her Up And Made Her Feel Better. That's Great.

It Is Not True That Sex Degrades Women... If It Is Any Good.

I Don't Like Big Feet. It Reminds Me Of Gammon.

The Bible, Undoubtedly, Is A Mixed Bag. I Don't See Myself Coming Back To The Church. I Do Like The Tradition. If You Come From A Strong Culture, You Can Decide What You Agree With And What You Don't Agree With. If You're Given A Blank Canvas, It's Almost Harder In Life.