A Friend Of Mine Took Me To

New York, It Was An Adult Portion. It Was An Adult Dose. So It Took A Couple Of Trips To Get Into It. You Just Go In The First Time And You Get Your Ass Kicked And You Take Off. As Soon As It Heals Up, You Come Back And You Try It Again. Eventually, You Fall Right In Love With It.

A Friend Of Mine Took Me To Memphis Advised Me That I Should Get In The Musicians' Union. He Gave Me A Set Of Drums And Said, Stay On The Job, Son.

I Like Walking On The Edge.

When The Second Record Came Out, They Started Calling It The Band. I Voted To Call It The Crackers. I'm No Fool.

When I Was Younger, I Used To Drive Up To A Bunch Of Turkeys, Roll Down The Window And Say Something. They'd All Gobble Back At Once.