A Generous Heart Repairs A Slanderous Tongue.

God Help Me, I'm Just Not That Bright.

You Know, The One With All The Well Meaning Rules That Don't Work Out In Real Life, Uh, Christianity.

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Proud Is The Spirit Of Zeus-fostered Kings - Their Honor Comes From Zeus, And Zeus, God Of Council, Loves Them.

Which Would You Rather Be, A Conqueror In The Olympic Games, Or The Crier That Proclaims Who Are Conquerors?