A Gentleman Should Never Take His Hat

Nothing Is Less Important Than Which Fork You Use. Etiquette Is The Science Of Living. It Embraces Everything. It Is Ethics. It Is Honor.

A Lady Never Asks A Gentleman To Dance, Or To Go To Supper With Her.

The Joy Of Joys Is The Person Of Light But Unmalicious Humor.

The Fact That Slang Is Apt And Forceful Makes Its Use Irresistibly Tempting. Coarse Or Profane Slang Is Beside The Mark, But "flivver," "taxi," The "movies," "deadly" (meaning Dull), "feeling Fit," "feeling Blue," "grafter," A "fake," "grouch," "hunch" And "right O!" Are Typical Of Words That It Would Make Our Spoken Language Stilted To Exclude.

If You Are Hurt, Whether In Mind Or Body, Don't Nurse Your Bruises. Get Up, And Light-heartedly, Courageously, Good-temperedly, Get Ready For The Next Encounter.