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Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

Life Consists Not In Holding Good Cards But In Playing Those You Hold Well.

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.

Jealousy Is One Of Love's Parasites.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.