A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.

I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic Anymore. Oh Wait, I Can Still Do The Last One, Aw Nuts.

Most People Argue Over Who's Right, Not About What The Truth Is.

I Love Telling Stories And Acting And Entertaining People. I Don't Want To Make Fun Of People.

I'm Doing 5000 Seat Theaters And Audiences Are Going Nuts, It's Fantastic And It Makes Me Very Happy. I'm Dirty, But Not Like This; I Just Do Comedy That I Find Funny. I'm Working On A New Tv Show For Cable And It's Not Set Up Yet.