A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

Stop It, Stop Lighting Your Butthol On Fire, And Everybody Listen To Me. If You Light Your Ass On Fire, I Hope You Have Boxers Or A Filter Of Somekind, Because If Your A Bareass Person. Not A Lot Of People Have Done This. Stop It. This Is Why. You Can Cauterize Your Asshole Shut, So When You Fart It Has Nowhere To Go And You Can Have A Fart Attack.

It's A New Day: Full Of Promise And Love. The Only Thing That Can Take Away That Great Feeling Is - Reading The News Or Speaking To People.

Around Comics, I've Always Been Known For, Oh, That's Not Dirty, This Is Dirty.