The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows

I'm A Believer That When One Door Closes Another One Opens. But Why Does The One Opening Always Hit Me Full-speed-knob-first Into My Nuts?

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When You Find Out Who Will Lie For You.

I Just Did A Play In New York Which Has Been My Best Experience That Ive Had For Maybe Ever. It Was Paul Weitzs Play Called Privilege And I Was In New York For Three Months.

Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used Stuff?

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.