The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows

If You Don't Wake Up Every Day Happy, Change Something.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

I Like To Approach Every Day Like It's My First, So This Morning When I Woke Up I Covered My Body With Red Gelatin.

People Do What They Do To Each Other And They Feed On It.

Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip Because They Are Devoid Of Any Original Thought.