Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip

Around Comics, I've Always Been Known For, Oh, That's Not Dirty, This Is Dirty.

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In. Wise Men Are So Slow.

Words Matter. Especially If You're Kicking Someone's Ass In Words With Friends.

Stop It, Stop Lighting Your Butthol On Fire, And Everybody Listen To Me. If You Light Your Ass On Fire, I Hope You Have Boxers Or A Filter Of Somekind, Because If Your A Bareass Person. Not A Lot Of People Have Done This. Stop It. This Is Why. You Can Cauterize Your Asshole Shut, So When You Fart It Has Nowhere To Go And You Can Have A Fart Attack.

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.