Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In.

One Of The First Things I Said When I Signed On For The Show Was No Hugs! Full House Was All Based On Hugs.

Aristotle Said, Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies. Isn't That A Three-way?

What I Have Now Are Good Problems Of Trying To Decide And What I Really Want To Do Is Good Work Next. My Phone's Ringing A Lot More And I've Got Nine Lines So When It Doesn't Ring, It's Very Frustrating.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.

The Nature Of Comedy Is 'just Do It.' But I Think What's Interesting About It Is This Joke Has Been Around And Why. And It's Just Saying What's Wrong And How Wrong Can You Be If You Say It.