Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In.

Valuable People Are Undervalued.

Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps In My House. Was Gonna Throw Them Out But Realized They Make Excellent Porta Potties For Long Road Trips.

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.

If Someone Sprays Windex In Your Food It Can Give You Diarrhea. But Once You Wipe It Off Your Windows, You're Fine.

Everyone I Love I Pay.