Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In.

I'm Fortunate To Know A Lot Of Incredibly Talented People, And They All Want To Be A Penguin.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

No One Gets A Free Ride. Except Maybe Bus Drivers.

My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less If I'm Under General Anesthesia. I Just Hope When I Awaken They Haven't Given Me A Brazilian Wax.

It Was A Job; The Video Show Was A Job; You Don't Tell The Aristocrats Joke At 8 O'clock At Night On Network Tv, It Would Be Funny Though. But Those Guys Know I Like Dirty Stuff, I Like Clean Stuff Too.