A Good Writer Is An Expert On

Elections Are A Western Jerk-off.

There Are Some Subjects That Can Only Be Tackled In Fiction.

Cheats, Liars And Criminals May Resist Every Blandishment While Respectable Gentlemen Have Been Moved To Appalling Treasons By Watery Cabbage In A Departmental Canteen.

When You're My Age, You Have The Feeling Sometimes That You're Seeing The Show Come Round Again.

I Think I'm In The Same Mood As Ever, But In Some Ways More Mature. I Guess You Could Say That, At 65, When You've Seen The World Shape Up As I Have, There Are Only Two Things You Can Do: Laugh Or Kill Yourself.