A Grown Man, Weeping, Is A Tough

I Have Yet To See One Of Those Comedy Central Shows With Multiple Standup Comics That Doesn't Include Someone The Size Of The Hindenburg.

I Had To Fight The Intellectual Label When I Started In Television, Because, First Of All, It's Not Going To Help You Commercially, And Also, It Wasn't Particularly True Of Me. I Mean, If Anybody Thought I Was An Intellectual, They Probably Had Never Really Seen One.

To Call New York's Traffic At Holiday Time A Nightmare Is To Understate.

Running My Show Is Really Like An Actor Being In Repertory But Where, In One Day In One Performance, You Do Scenes From A Drama, A Farce, A Low Comedy And A Tragedy.

I Have Never Been Converted To Or Even Had Much Interest In Spiritualism, Occultism, Swedenborgianism Or Any Particular Religion. And I Never, Except Occasionally For A Laugh, Visit The Quacks Who Call Themselves Psychics.