I Know What It Feels Like To

Why Anyone, By Dying, Should Thereby Be Declared Beyond Criticism, Innocent Of Wrongdoing, Suddenly Filled With Virtue And Above Reproach Escapes Me.

I Feel Sorry For The Poor Kids Whose Parents Feel They're Qualified To Teach Them At Home. Of Course, Some Parents Are Smarter Than Some Teachers, But In The Main I See Home-schooling As Misguided Foolishness.

As Long As People Will Accept Crap, It Will Be Financially Profitable To Dispense It.

Every Comic Can Report A Few 'gift From The Gods' Moments.

I'm Not All That Enthralled By Show Business, And I'm Not That Much Of A Highbrow.