A Gypsy Told Me I Was Going

[on Growing Up In A Large Family With Little Money:] ... To Take A Bath ... We Just Had A Pan Of Water And We'd Wash Down As Far As Possible, And We'd Wash Up As Far As Possible. Then, When Somebody'd Clear The Room, We'd Wash Possible.

[on Being Overweight:] If I Tried To Haul Ass, I Would Have To Make Two Trips.

Above Everything Else I've Done, I've Always Said I've Had More Guts Than I've Got Talent.

I've Copyrighted 3,000 Songs.

I Know It's Corny - But I Love 'jingle Bells!'