A Happy Marriage Has The Tranquility Of

I Advise Keeping Four Feet On The Floor And All Hands On Deck.

A Man Spends The First Half Of His Life Learning Habits That Shorten The Other Half.

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee.

Television Has Proved That People Will Look At Anything Rather Than Each Other.

Life Is Rough For Everyone....life Isn't Always Fair. Whatever It Is That Hits The Fan, Its Never Evenly Distributed - Some Always Tend To Get More Of It Than Others.