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Some Women Have The Best Husbands. Others Make The Best Of The Husbands They Have.

Women's Magazines Continue To Print 'helpful' Articles On How To Hang On To Your Husband While Thousands Of Wives Write To Me And Complain That 'hanging Is Too Good For 'em.

People Who Drink To Drown Their Sorrow Should Be Told That Sorrow Knows How To Swim.

People, Like Water, Seek Their Own Level.