Church Is Not A Museum For Saints,

If You Want To Catch Trout, Don't Fish In A Herring Barrel.

Don't Give Up. Keep Going. There Is Always A Chance That You Stumble Onto Something Terrific. I Have Never Heard Of Anyone Stumbling Over Anything While He Was Sitting Down

You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe Needs Strep Throat.

Some People Take Pleasure In Regaling One And All With Details Of Their Poor Health. They Are Happy To Give An Organ Recital To Anyone Who Will Listen.

People Who Care About Each Other Enjoy Doing Things For One Another. They Don't Consider It Servitude.