Church Is Not A Museum For Saints,

All Marriages Are Happy, It's Living Together Afterward That's Tough.

No Person Ever Died By Drowning In Their Own Sweat.

An Open Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Telling You That You Need A Divorce.

People, Like Water, Seek Their Own Level.

Don't Indulge In Gossip. ... People Who Throw Mudballs Always Manage To End Up Getting A Little On Themselves.