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Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.