The Man Who Doctors Himself With The

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.