A Hooker Once Told Me She Had

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.