I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I've Got The Only Dog Who Begs For Alka-seltzer.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.