I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.