His Breath Is So Bad Why Every

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.