I Went To A Freak Show And

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.