I Went To A Freak Show And

My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other Day She Was At The Store, And Just As She Was Heading For Our Car, Someone Stole It! I Said, "did You See The Guy That Did It?" She Said, "no, But I Got The License Plate."

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.