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I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

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I Was Making Love To This Girl And She Started Crying. I Said, "are You Going To Hate Yourself In The Morning?" She Said, "no, I Hate Myself Now."