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One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.