They Change The Sheets Every Day... From

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.