I Was A Poster Child... For Birth

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.