I Was A Poster Child... For Birth

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.