I Was A Poster Child... For Birth

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!

I've Been Writing Jokes Since I'm Fifteen. Not Out Of Happiness, But To Go To A Different Place, Because Reality Wasn't Good To Me.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.