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With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.