Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.