Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!