She Was Old Too, When She Went

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.