She Was Old Too, When She Went

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.