My Wife Has To Be The Worst

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.