My Wife Has To Be The Worst

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.