If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

I've Been Writing Jokes Since I'm Fifteen. Not Out Of Happiness, But To Go To A Different Place, Because Reality Wasn't Good To Me.

I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone Asks Me For Some Of My Drugs I Say, 'no.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.