If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.