If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went To A Hooker. I Dropped My Pants. She Dropped Her Price.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.