I Went To A Massage Parlor, It

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.