I Went To A Massage Parlor, It

I'll Tell Ya, I Don't Get No Respect... The Other Day, I Got Back From A Business Trip. I Got In A Cab And Said To The Driver, "hey! Take Me To Where The Action Is!" So Ya Know Where He Took Me? He Took Me To My House!

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!