I Went To A Massage Parlor, It

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!