I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much;

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.