When I Played In The Sandbox, The

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.