When I Played In The Sandbox, The

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.