My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars...

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.