Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

I Have Tried A Little Kinky Stuff. A Woman Called Me And Said, 'i Have Mirrors All Over My Bedroom. Bring A Bottle.' I Brought Windex.

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.