Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!