When I Was A Kid I Got

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.