There's Only One Thing Wrong With My

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!