There's Only One Thing Wrong With My

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.