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If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.