A Human Being Is Nothing But A

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.