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Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.