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The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

He Has No Idea What It Was Like To Grow Up In The South, Where You Had To Hold Your Head Down.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.